📱 Phone Palmistry

What does your phone say about you?

🔮 Learn About Your Future Today!

Chris Dancy has been "reading" phones from San Francisco to Paris. Within seconds he can look at your home screen and tell you remarkable things about your life. Try it today!

  • 🙈 100% Anonymous

    No need to tell us who you are or where you work. Just upload your home screen to start!

  • 🧠 Learn About Yourself!

    Often we place apps in specific places without thinking about it, or are we? Did you ever stop to look at the icons in your apps?

  • 🤖 Apps vs. Habits.

    Are you using apps or are they using you? Apps are just new filters for the way we work and play. You don't download apps, you download habits.

👀 Watch a Live Reading!

See why people from San Francisco to Paris are waiting in line for hours to have their phone read by Chris Dancy!!


👀 Get Your Phone Read

There are only three ways to get your phone read by the world-famous Chris Dancy. See him at an event and wait inline, submit to win a weekly free reading, or pay to have an on-demand reading now!
Reading OnDemand
Do you want your phone read and sent back to you right away?

Weekly Drawing

Submit your phone for weekly free reading. Winners are randomly drawn each week.!


See Chris at an event giving his world-famous readings from his very own fortune-teller booth.

OnDemand Readings

On-demand Readings come with a custom image where you can explain the meaning behind the findings.

📱Browse Phone Readings

It doesn't matter who you are, where you live, or what you do for work! Our phones are windows to our souls. Browse, search or filter phone readings below to see Phone Palmistry in action!

Know Your Future Today!

🧙🏼 What Does Your Phone Say About You?

That's it! Be the first; only a limited number of phones will be read! Additionally, each phone will get a "Phone Shui" score from 0-10.   Upload your phone screenshot right now!!!


Learn About Technopagans

Phone palmistry is one of the skills in a library of technopagan tools, services and digital magic!